June 2012
4 posts
reblog if you'll answer anything in your ask right...
May 2012
36 posts
I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often...
– Lemony Snicket, The Bad Beginning (via jtyto)
cosmo sex tip #301:
thunderturd:
don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. while you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
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Oh the things you find on /B/.
Anonymous asked: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?
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Darth Vader: Hey, I just met you.
Darth Vader: And this is crazy.
Darth Vader: But I'm your father.
Darth Vader: So join me, maybe?
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I know I’ve changed. Nothing gets to me anymore. Well, okay, except for stuff in...
– Laura Wiess, Leftovers (via simply-quotes)
April 2012
267 posts